the shock of today's kids. I'm teaching sex ed right now - actually, it's a bit more like AIDS awareness and prevention, but I still give an overview of anatomy and answer questions they wish to ask. I figure, who else are they going to talk to about this? not their parents...and if they ask their friends, they're going to get a bunch of misinformation. but gosh, i get some scary questions, like "when i had sex the girl started bleeding. why did the girl started bleeding? which condom is the best?" okay, if this guy can't even put a grammatical sentence together, what is he doing having SEX???? he's in freaking 7th grade!

he should learn to conjugate before he copulates.